You ever see something and think, “Why?”
It’s not that I’m curious as to why the thing is happening or exists. This is a loaded question that means, “Stop it,” “No thanks” or “What the fuck is the matter with you?”
Here are some recent events that demanded such a question:
People who hold full-on conversations in a public bathroom…Why?
Monster energy drinks…Why?
Mountain Dew alcoholic beverages…Why?
Butt rock cruises…Why?
Frosted tips…Why?
Drivers who still run a red light even though the result means their car will be in the middle of an intersection…Why?
Michael Jackson stans…Why?
Ted Cruz…Why?
Mixology…Why?
Face tattoos…Why?
Fax machines…Why?
My phone not knowing that was my butt dialing…Why?
Six-part miniseries…Why?
Bad Boys: Ride or Die…Why?