Terrible Superheroes
The ultimate who's who of awful comic-book characters (that I created)
The glut of superhero cinema made me think of the type of hero who has useless super powers, or none at all. What follows is a list of truly awful comic-book characters that will no doubt get their own adaptations on every screen imaginable.
Shaker — Shakes when he senses trouble
Sandra Bullock from The Blind Side — Obviously!
The Confederate — Aggressively loud/your uncle
ARMS — Security team that throws prosthetic arms at its foes
J.L.AYE! — Christopher Moltisanti’s Justice League
Paul Gianaughty — Paul Giamatti’s evil twin cousin
LeBeef — Shai LeBeouf’s pivot into ComicCon cosplay
Shoulder Soldier — Rob Liefeld tribute; has big shoulders; a.k.a. “Shouldier”
The Christian — Aggressively loud/your uncle’s friend
Kerchief — No one knows who this is…? Still?
Quarter Zip — This close to choking you.
Calendar Man — Keeps you super-fucking-organized