Quick questions for "pastordad"
"Pastordad" is a real username I saw while playing "F-Zero 99" online, and that made me think...
I’m playing the online racing game, F-Zero 99, when some bozo crashes into me. Above this vehicle is the username “pastordad,” which immediately made me question this gamer’s existence.
You chose “pastordad” as your username for playing video games?
Don’t you have people to save?
Are the other pastors busy?
How did you get the pastor gig?
Does the church know you’re playing video games?
If so, what kind of church is this? Is this a church where you — the cool, older, youth pastor — hang out with teens who want nothing to do with, and those same teens want to be alone, a little high/drunk, playing online video games?
Was this part of God’s plan?
If the video game were a first-person shooter, does that go against pastor law?
Is this your username on the dark web?
Is your first name actually “pastor” or “pastordad”?
Usernames are usually names, not job titles, but you brought it up off the bat. It’s really none of my business, but I’m curious.
Are your kids OK?
I mean, you’re obviously doing all right, playing this video game. How’s “pastormom”?
Follow-up: are you sure those are your kids?
How old are you?
Is this an experiment for Lent?
Should I stop playing F-Zero 99? (Not for Lent, but forever.)