Moby's favorite pick-up lines
List of the day for Sept. 12, 2023
Remember when the DJ/electronica producer Moby was in the news for dating or not dating Natalie Portman? That was silly, and I wasn’t thinking about that at all when creating this list of Moby’s favorite pick-up lines.
“The carpet does NOT match the drapes.”
“Want to hear my new song?”
“Gwen Stefani loved this one. That made Natalie jealous. I’m talking about Natalie Portman, of course.”
“This is ecstasy. I mean, the restaurant is named ‘Ecstasy.’ But I do have some ecstasy at home if you’d rather go there.”
“Have you seen a platinum plaque before?”
“I use my MTV Videa Music Award as a buttplug.”
“Hi, my name is Moby. My last name is Dick. Like the book. I like to read.”
“Hi, Moby is my name, and partying is my game. I’m a DJ.”
“We are all made of stars…I know, that’s pretty awesome right. I wrote that…in a song. You probably heard it on VH1.”
“I have many synthesizers.”
“You tickle my ivories. By ivories, I mean ‘balls.’”
“My song was in many movies, most of them starring Matt Damon.”
“If you come over to my house, I’ll show you my vinyl collection. By vinyl collection, I mean ‘balls.’”
“I dated Natalie Portman.”