Wuh-oh! Looks like my cat Ditalini just heard something a little weird from the bathroom. Happens all the time! This cat is probably thinking, “Thank heavens my owner didn’t say that in a public bathroom!” My cat is right!
All this got me thinking of stuff you should NEVER say in a public restroom.
Someone had asparagus!
Finally!
Whoomp! There it is!
AWOOGA!
Wait till they see this on Reddit!
Nothin’ but net!
Splish, splash, I was takin’ a bath!
Got that dawg in ya, huh?
High five!
That sink is not braced!
Dammit, I missed.
Not again!
When did I have beets?